Simpleton Sayings: words and other oddities of the northern south.

So I have things I call Simpleton Sayings.These are but a small collection of words that i've heard nowhere else.

Comatizeled ...said to a nurse from a nurse and yes i made sure it wasn't an obscure medical reference

Downposit..... this one i had to question about three times once i was sure this wasn't a mistake i let it flow

Sinkaposal.... this is a garbage disposal i think

Final siding .... This must go on after the vinyl and yes i make them repeat it just to make sure

I got called a Fuckwad at work from an angry customer

No one knows what a Grinder is.

East infection....... for women only

Wicked Pissah...... This is when you like something a real lot like monster trucks

A sign at a restaraunt that i passed read: Toe Starter salad and under further investigation it was tostada salad.This was a big place i was suprised.


And finally I also found out that when you go out on the town (yes this is for guys) you have to wear Black jeans new and tight. Clean bright tan work boots or logging boots if your short.
A brightly colored dress shirt tucked in like there's no tommorow and a ball cap of your favorite hardware store. Alright thats it ive vented enough .

Ok that's it please leave comments you don't have to say who you are i dont care but it would be nice if you did

Thanks Jonn/SPOTTHIS

Our new approach to Blogging

Here we are my first real post in a while feels good. I think what i would like to do is to just post shit thats on my mind.I have lots of ideas some need help from others some don't. In a months time i would like 100 unique visitors to the blog. Since this is a food and gamer themed site i guess those take priority. As for everything else we'll consider it. If you want to be a guest poster or regular contributor PLEASE PLEASE let me know. The email is thefatclan@gmail.com
Thank you and have a pleasent tommorow Jonn/SPOTTHIS

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Ok so i screwed up the spacing eat me ill fix it at another time

Back at it again

Here we go im going to start up the post again im not sure why i guess i have alot of shit to say it's going to go a more everything route and hopefully have alot more people posting see you soon

Phishing isn't fun when theres no worms......

Last Night, diediedie666 was sent a message on Xbox Live from someone on his friends list promising 5000 microsoft points in exchange for his email and password. Its pretty obvious that he gave it to the prick. 2 hours later, his info was already changed so he couldn't log back in to xbox live. The email and password used to create the account were both different. This is a warning to anyone else who has been offered such a deal. Its safe to say, like the internet, theres hackers everywhere. Since last night, the name has already downloaded 2 xbox arcade games and has a few more achievements. To make the situation even worse, the email and password used to create diediedie666 was his aol account and password. When i signed on at around 4 a.m. I had already been sent the same message as did everyone on his friends list. In essence, the problem now is that this N*** N*** now has control of his aol account as well as his xbox live account until all of this is sorted out. The message he got last night is as follows.......

Yo I got this microsoft point generator, i can send you 5000 points in 10 mins it's pretty cool, I got like 25000 points right now I don't know what to do with them.


He told my brother that he was an XNA game developer. Pricks like this should be hung and castrated in my opinion. This is simply a warning to anyone that gets such an offer as a message. I live by the philosophy that anything that seems too good to be true, definately is. When its all said and done, the best case scenario is that my brother loses his xbox live name and his almost 7000 achievement score. I will keep everyone updated as i find out more info.

A New Website

Like so many before me i am going to try to get a website hosted and build it myself so i will most likely fail but i have to try so once its built i will announce it and everyone will post it on there motto' s Ive been home sick all this week so im bored payed for it myself so i am sure thats going to backfire oh well

FOOD ALERT FOOD ALERT!!!!!!!!

Happy Monday fuckers,
I was getting a little burnt out so i have not posted in a while not that you noticed.So yesterday me and the fam went to IHOP for sunday breakfast. Who cares you say well Horton cares The elephant from the upcoming Dr. Suess spectacle Horton Hears A Who. So back to IHOP The whole reason for going there was the new Horton theme breakfast.I have never been more proud to be an American than that day. Three mini pancakes covered in boysenberry and blueberry glop and then sprinkle a heaping amount of mini kisses on it then to hold it all together like a club sandwich is a fucking bubblegum lollipop, for breakfast. Then there the green eggs and ham just a plain old slice of ham then scrambled eggs with SPINACH. Do they think that by adding spinach to this meal justifies the 1500 calories that was just consumed i think not. At least use food coloring or something.So me and my beautiful wife finished our breakfast i had pigs in a blanket she had some fruity pancakes. The next time we go to ihop i will report it just cause there isnt one thing healthy on the menu. Post a comment if you have had or wanted to try it and let us know the nastiest thing you have had for breakfast i had something called the train wreck but thats a whole other post. SPOTTHIS