Simpleton Sayings: words and other oddities of the northern south.

So I have things I call Simpleton Sayings.These are but a small collection of words that i've heard nowhere else.

Comatizeled ...said to a nurse from a nurse and yes i made sure it wasn't an obscure medical reference

Downposit..... this one i had to question about three times once i was sure this wasn't a mistake i let it flow

Sinkaposal.... this is a garbage disposal i think

Final siding .... This must go on after the vinyl and yes i make them repeat it just to make sure

I got called a Fuckwad at work from an angry customer

No one knows what a Grinder is.

East infection....... for women only

Wicked Pissah...... This is when you like something a real lot like monster trucks

A sign at a restaraunt that i passed read: Toe Starter salad and under further investigation it was tostada salad.This was a big place i was suprised.


And finally I also found out that when you go out on the town (yes this is for guys) you have to wear Black jeans new and tight. Clean bright tan work boots or logging boots if your short.
A brightly colored dress shirt tucked in like there's no tommorow and a ball cap of your favorite hardware store. Alright thats it ive vented enough .

Ok that's it please leave comments you don't have to say who you are i dont care but it would be nice if you did

Thanks Jonn/SPOTTHIS