FOOD ALERT FOOD ALERT!!!!!!!!

Happy Monday fuckers,
I was getting a little burnt out so i have not posted in a while not that you noticed.So yesterday me and the fam went to IHOP for sunday breakfast. Who cares you say well Horton cares The elephant from the upcoming Dr. Suess spectacle Horton Hears A Who. So back to IHOP The whole reason for going there was the new Horton theme breakfast.I have never been more proud to be an American than that day. Three mini pancakes covered in boysenberry and blueberry glop and then sprinkle a heaping amount of mini kisses on it then to hold it all together like a club sandwich is a fucking bubblegum lollipop, for breakfast. Then there the green eggs and ham just a plain old slice of ham then scrambled eggs with SPINACH. Do they think that by adding spinach to this meal justifies the 1500 calories that was just consumed i think not. At least use food coloring or something.So me and my beautiful wife finished our breakfast i had pigs in a blanket she had some fruity pancakes. The next time we go to ihop i will report it just cause there isnt one thing healthy on the menu. Post a comment if you have had or wanted to try it and let us know the nastiest thing you have had for breakfast i had something called the train wreck but thats a whole other post. SPOTTHIS