The Citrus Vagina

Aka The Orange Box is the best game ever, and I am ordering all fat clan members to purchase this game. Not only do you get Half Life 2, episode 1, and episode 2, but you also get portal and to top it all off, Team Fortress 2. Just the single player games are enough reason to purchase this and I couldnt leave my couch(not that I would anyway) until I finished half life two. It is really the multiplayer Team Fortress 2, though, that tips the scales in The Orange Box's favor. It has multiple game modes including 2fort, a capture the flag type game where the aim is to retrieve the opponent's briefcase from their intelligence room and bring it back to your own, or dust bowl where you have to capture certain territories on the map. It also has more classes than I have ever seen in a game before. Spy-able to disguise as an emey, Engineer-able to build automated sentry guns, and Demoliton Man- armed with remoted detonated sticky grenades just to name a few. For 5 complete games the price tag is really reasonable, so for price and entertainment value, i give it 2 fat sausage thumbs up. So keep it fat and enjoy the video, hope to see you online in Team Fortress 2 but watch out for the sentry on the desk. -SWABLA-